I have to reblog this one. It brought a smile to my face even after the room got bigger this morning and the door opening moved as I was still half asleep at 4 am!
Morning! I have been in a crazy mood lately and no it’s not the sugar, I am actually eating less of it.
Perhaps it is because I am laughing at the actions of employers and their assumptions. Oh well. I applied to be a hotdogger last night (Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile Driver). I just love my cover letter:
To Whom it May Concern:
I am applying for the position of Hotdogger. Yes I know I am a far cry from your typical applicant but this is a risk that I am worth taking.
I was T-Boned by a school bus in 2007, 362 days after returning home from Military Police One Station Unit Training. I was given a very slim chance of surviving and if you know anything medical then you know how messed up I was.
Since then I have relearned how to drive, live independently, and have even…
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